Mum2Vet

I'm baaaaack!!! Well, part of me is. I've lost a large portion of my brain in the last 7 months. I have poured milk into the instant coffee jar and spread my crumpet with Sudocream but otherwise I've been doing rather well I think (just don't tell the rozzers I forgot to insure my car for the best part of my maternity leave). 1+1 most definitely does not equal 2... it equals something more like 8.9 on the Richter scale, which is probably why everyone keeps telling me that having a third doesn't make much of a difference. I don't intend to find out if it's true - these breeding boots are well and truly hung up. As much as I'd love a brood worthy of it's own sports team, I'm not sure I could cope mentally. Don't get me wrong, I love my children dearly but they are markedly harder to please and placate than the worst equine clients, so hand me the bute and I'll be in that estate car before you can say Pedro Pony. I've been asked a few